Rescue me...

Math question for you.

 

What do you get when you add:

 

one office relocation

plus

one semi-functional phone system

plus

an early close deadline

plus

six new daily/weekly duties added to current list of forty-seven

minus

any assistance from anyone

plus

the semi-annual CPA audit

plus

three petulant toddlers masquerading as dept managers

minus

a resident husband to listen to my yelping & administer backrubs

plus

nightly rehearsals for the Christmas Concert to be held Friday & Saturday

all divided by

two days until my vacation starts?

 

The Answer:

 

A.   Meg crying in the toilet stall

B.    Weird dreams about filing cabinets, handcuffs, adding machines, & paper cuts

C.   Objects being flung across the room when asked “How was your day?”

D.   Perpetual gas, repeated muttering punctuated with growls, & general snarkiness

E. All of the above

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Cat Haiku

(author unkonwn)

Cats can't steal the breath

Of children. But if my tail's

Pulled again, I'll learn.