Math question for you.
What do you get when you add:
one office relocation
one semi-functional phone system
an early close deadline
six new daily/weekly duties added to current list of forty-seven
any assistance from anyone
the semi-annual CPA audit
three petulant toddlers masquerading as dept managers
a resident husband to listen to my yelping & administer backrubs
nightly rehearsals for the Christmas Concert to be held Friday & Saturday
all divided by
two days until my vacation starts?
A. Meg crying in the toilet stall
B. Weird dreams about filing cabinets, handcuffs, adding machines, & paper cuts
C. Objects being flung across the room when asked “How was your day?”
D. Perpetual gas, repeated muttering punctuated with growls, & general snarkiness
E. All of the above
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.