Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Rescue me...

Math question for you.

 

What do you get when you add:

 

one office relocation

plus

one semi-functional phone system

plus

an early close deadline

plus

six new daily/weekly duties added to current list of forty-seven

minus

any assistance from anyone

plus

the semi-annual CPA audit

plus

three petulant toddlers masquerading as dept managers

minus

a resident husband to listen to my yelping & administer backrubs

plus

nightly rehearsals for the Christmas Concert to be held Friday & Saturday

all divided by

two days until my vacation starts?

 

The Answer:

 

A.   Meg crying in the toilet stall


B.    Weird dreams about filing cabinets, handcuffs, adding machines, & paper cuts

C.   Objects being flung across the room when asked “How was your day?”

D.   Perpetual gas, repeated muttering punctuated with growls, & general snarkiness

E. All of the above





Cat Haiku
(author unkonwn)
Cats can't steal the breath

Of children. But if my tail's

Pulled again, I'll learn.
Sarcastic

 

5 comments:

suzee said...

...hugs...

Hope the new year brings bright new beginnings.

Dana said...

I'm gonna go with E. All of the above.

So sorry Meg! Here is hoping you see the blessing of the Lord through it all. Here's hoping you see the light at the end of the tunnel. And here's hoping you see the three dept. manager's hair turn gray fall out in front of your eyes.

Becca said...

Meg,

I hope that things smooth out for you soon...petulant adults, what is with people these days, find some coal candy for the lot of them!
Hugs and hang in there!
Becca

Haus Frau said...

ever just want to run away and hide? thought so.

((( hug )))

~~kattz*cottage~~ said...

Bless your heart Meg! You definitely deserve a vacation & I hope things get better for you soon!

Happy Holidays!
Kathy