Friday, October 12, 2007

Friday Funnies II


It's been one of those weeks- work has been hopping with end of month stuff, the upcoming office move, & new staff training; I haven't been home in the evening since Monday; Chris is gone until at least the 20th, so I haven't been sleeping too well; & Sam has been tied up with rehearsals for Powder Puff cheerleading & XMA demo for Homecoming week (starts on Monday).

All this equates to not much blog-time, though I've been trying to get by to visit people; unfortunately, this will carry through the weekend as well- I have to go into work for awhile Saturday morning, hit the grocery store for our next House to House dinner at 5:00 that evening, then Sunday will be spent out at Ravenswood. The good news: it is raining, so I won't have to worry about watering my new transplants (more on that another day) & it will discourage most visitors at the house musuem, so I should get some quality knitting time. Here are a few chuckles to usher in the weekend~ hope your's is a good one!



 






You Are Fall Flowers
Beautiful yet often forgotten.






If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving is not for you!





A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're dead."





Some people are like slinkys- they absolutely have no purpose but it sure makes you smile when you push them down the stairs...





Guy sits down at bar in Irish pub.

Two guys at other end are exclaiming, "I'm from Ireland too! What county... city... parrish... street...etc.

"Me too!" is the answer to each query with lots of back slapping.

Man says to bar tender, "That's amazing!"

Bar tender says, "Oh, don't mind them. That's the O'Reily brothers and they're drunk again!"





Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen?

He wore pants.

pardon me cat

 

2 comments:

Dana said...

Thanks for the grins! But I found out I am this part of fall - Changing Leaves - Pretty, but soon dead. Should I worry? :)

Marilyn said...

I'm the "soon dead" leaves, too.
The Interweave Knits Fall issue is still available on Ebay. The ebay store is qualityfibers. They have lots of fun knitting things!!!! I'll probably be buying yarn from them.
I did want to ask you about the felted slippers you made for Sam. Where did you get that pattern?
Oh, and thanks for stopping by my blog.